Subject: NUT CULT GETS NADA ON GRADY From: anon2c9e@nyx.cs.du.edu (henry) Date: 1996/06/11 Message-Id: <4pkhds$fl@nyx.cs.du.edu> Reply-To: henri@netcom.com Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- northcoast internet has complied with the discovery request of the criminal nut cult of slimetology. here's the entire thing: - ---begin *highly* damning evidence Northcoast Internet: Grady Ward March 100 hours April 115 hours May 90 hours (End) - ---end *highly* damning evidence well, that sure convicts grady--if they were suing him for being a net geek, which unfortunately for them they're not. after all, he *definitely* spends at least three hours a day on the net! this isn't even counting his *other* accounts! he ought to get a life! still, i don't see how this has anything to do with SCAMIZDAT, and i wonder how it de-spams the NOTS packs from the net, or prevents the utter destruction of their so-called trade secrets. we used to say to the cult: "how does this stop SCAMIZDAT?" now we can say: "how does this stop judge whyte?" bwahahahahaha. netcom also complied with the cult's subpoena. it's all stuff like this: Login Name TTY Idle When Where grady Grady Ward qb srf-ca-pm5.netco wow! it proves conclusively that he was in california! or else was calling long-distance. oh, wait, they're not suing him for being in california? they're suing him for being SCAMIZDAT? it's certainly a smoking gun, though. it's smoking a kool and spitting bile on the ho' as she crouches down to be audited by gene engram's body thetan, while performing the sacred "spread the cheeks and lube up" ritual. next they can go through his backups and find incredibly incriminating dictionaries and software manuals. maybe even an obviously criminal adobe acrobat PDF file on moby lexicons. who knows? after that they can depose his cross-cut shredder for hours of testimony. the ho' and the rest of the cult's legal beagles would be better off just tossing their law licenses into it, though, because it'd hurt less than having the bar association roll them up and ram them up their asses. h -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: 2.6 Comment: PGP signed with SigEd v1.3.1 - http://www.nyx.net/~pgregg/siged/ iQBVAwUBMb3I13Z/m2/Pgo35AQEs0AH/YHVdGkErV3e/e5SSi4Bv9krnnzdHiF6D NUtGc91TheTYheXsi4KqFAdh5B6+Nk79JX2awOl4B2Y47ZkX9BySJw== =3jaH -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----